Monday, December 24, 2007

VICKI GOT A GUN FOR CHRISTMAS, UH OH!!!



Howdy Christmas People!!!

So here is a photo from our last minute Christmas Card Photo Shoot this year. I have several actual cards that I brought home with me to mail out, unfortunately P Diddy (my mom) will not let me mail them out or post them online for the following reasons...

1. They have an extremely "distasteful nature".

2. They represent "John Waters at it's best"

3. And finally, she claims that I am "exploiting Vicki".

Anyway, maybe one day my XXXmas card will be available for public viewing. Until then enjoy the photo of Vicki shooting me with her candy cane gun. I apologize for my ugly chest hair which Dustin has pointed out is extremely disturbing and should be shaved.

Oh yeah, two more quick things.

1. Uncle John, the hubcap christmas trees are about the coolest things ever. Seriously, you could sell those to so many eccentric rich folks in LA who would pay serious cash for works of art like that. Nice work man, seriously, if I ever have an actual yard I am going to commision a hubcap tree. And I'm not joking or being sarcastic, I seriously think they are really aweome.


2. Calvin, I dig your white christmas song man. I'm doing my best to belive I'll see some snow tomorrow. Also, thanks so much for the book. I dig it man, super cool.

Anyway, Merry Christmas. Matt I'm sorry your not home man. We definitely miss you bro!

Peace and Respect!
Tanner

3 comments:

Jeanine & Piper said...

Can't believe noone has commented on this post yet.

1. Love the shirt Tanner
2. How long did it take you to decorate for this picture?
3. I am sure my Mom would not mind bequething the hubcap tree to the T Almon Family
4. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year
5. If you come up to Philly be sure to give Calvin and I a shout!

FFFadmin said...

tanner and vicki,
do not change a thing about you Tanner you are the "coolest thing" in LA
love aunt mary

carhead said...

Tanner,

Women need to be exploted to keep them in line!,

Otherwise they walk all over you.

Just look at my old woman!!